Daily Archives: October 18, 2022

"Silence! I keel you!"

After last night’s blog about problems filing my taxes, several readers asked why I was waiting so late.

In other words, the last minute.

Well, for several reasons.

Ex-IRS agents who now are tax advisors say the later you file, the less likely you are to be audited. And I’m not talking about getting audited because of your suspicious bank accounts in the Caymans.

There are two kinds of audits that don’t mean the IRS suspects you of anything.

The first is the Taxpayer Compliance Audit which is used by the IRS to set the baseline for deciding when to audit other taxpayers. In other words it sets the average limits for different deduction categories. If your deductions fall outside the normal limits for other taxpayers in your income range, the IRS will look at your return much more thoroughly. Not a good thing.

However the real problem with the TC audit is how intrusive it is. You have to justify EVERY single entry on your return.

“You say you’re married. Could we see a marriage certificate please?

‘You say you have 3 children. Could we see birth certificates please?

And on and on and on. Every entry, every receipt, every deduction.

The second is the Random Audit, where when your number pops up, you get an audit.

Either way, it’s not a good thing.

And lastly I don’t like to give the IRS my money any earlier than I have to.

Normally I owe money every year due to my IT consulting income. But this year we’re getting money back due to pandemic adjustments.

Nice!

The problem I had last night trying to e-file was that as part of uploading your return, you have to enter the AGI (Adjusted Gross Income) from your last year’s return.

Not a problem, right?

Just look at last year’s return on my computer, right?

But for some reason, I had not saved off that return in PDF form.

So just load the return back into last year’s TurboTax and look at Line 11 on my 1040, right?

Unfortunately that didn’t work. For some reason TurboTax didn’t want to run. So I decided to just uninstall and reinstall it.

But no luck. The reinstall would just get to 9% and hang up. And even after rebooting, the reinstall would still hang.

And after going around a couple of times, it finally occurred to me to try installing TurboTax on my Hungarian laptop. And it worked.

And after moving the tax files over there I had my AGI. And after some more rigaramole, I got the return uploaded. And about 20 minutes later it was accepted by the IRS.

Done. For this year.

Coming home from San Antonio Sunday afternoon, we saw one of those big electronic billboards advertising an upcoming performance by Jeff Dunham, the ventriloquist here in Houston.

Achmed The Dead Terrorists

We’ve always enjoyed his TV performances so we had to get tickets to this show.

And now we have two seats on the floor in Section 3, Row 19  on January 11th at the NRG Arena.

Really looking forward to it.

Now With More Cinnamon!

Charmin Pumpkin Spice


Thought For The Day:


All Who Wander Are Not Lost. Sometimes It’s The GPS’ fault.

Elkhart, IN


October 18, 2009

Home of the Great Pumpkin…

Jan decided she wanted to eat at Das Essenhaus again so we headed over to Middlebury, only to find out that it was closed on Sunday.

Bummer!

Our GPS showed a number of other restaurants down the road in Shipshewana, about 7 miles away, only to find that every restaurant we tried was also closed.

Double Bummer!

We saw a lot of Amish carriages along the way, so maybe that was why all the restaurants were closed.

Anyway, we ended up making a big loop out into the country.  A nice drive, but we were starting to get hungry.

When I mentioned to Jan that our big loop was taking us right back by El Maguey, the Mexican restaurant we had eaten last night.

So what was good for dinner is good for lunch right?  And it was, too!

After lunch we headed back down a country road to get some pictures of a pumpkin patch we’d seen last week.

PumpkinPatch2

We also went by the American Countryside Farmers Market and found it also closed. Check the web when we got home we found it’s only open Thursday, Friday, and Saturday.  We’ll go back then.

Coming home we stopped off at Menard’s and Big K looking for some small plastic containers.

Finding those we went next door to Martin’s, a local supermarket chain to get some of those delicious Honey Crisp apples.

On our way out of the store, we got Pumpkin Latte at Starbucks.  We decided we like Starbuck’s Pumpkin Latte better than Dunkin’ Donuts, which is good, because the Starbuck’s is much closer.

A few minutes later we were back home at the rig.

Still In Elkhart, IN


October 18, 2011

Buns and Bays . . .

Well, the rain and other miscellaneous bad weather fronts moved in right on schedule today, with more high winds gusting to 40 mph waiting in the wings for tomorrow. Oh boy!

After our coffee I got back on the phone with  Galveston Bay RV Resort. We’ve stayed there over the holidays for the last three years and really like the place. But after I called to get our site #, I realized they had put us in a site too small for our coach, so I called them back to get it straighten out. Then while waiting to hear back from them, I spent some time on the phone with a client trying to straighten out his email problem. And as soon as I hung up with him, Galveston Bay called back with a good site for us for this winter. These photos are just one reason we like this park so much. This is the view out our windshield.

Gal Bay Park 5

Galveston Bay Sunset

After a great lunch, I got ready to head over to the RV/MH Hall of Fame to work on setting up their new computer system. Ended up having to order a new external HD case from Amazon to help straighten things out, but it’s finally starting to come together.

Leaving the museum, I stopped off for one of my semi-annual haircuts before heading home about 5. And then a little while later we headed out to Culver’s, a fast food chain where the food tastes much better than fast food.

All in all, a nice day, despite the weather.


And now for another installment of . . .

Things Every RV’er should have:

Today I’m going to tell you about a service, and not a gadget. It’s Amazon Prime, a special service from Amazon.com, and we find it invaluable while traveling full-time.

The bad news is that it costs $80 a year, but the good news is that if you order a lot, or want to order a lot from Amazon it will save you money.

But in our case, we also like the time it saves us. Time, as in how long it takes to order and receive something.

And Amazon sells pretty much everything.

Need a genuine Cummins Fleetguard Fuel Filter for your diesel pusher? They’ve got it. Need a giant 50” black spider for Halloween? Take a look. Need diabetic test strips? Just place your order.

How about a Cisco Ethernet 8-port Switch? You’re good to go. Or maybe a Valterra black tank waste valve for your RV?  Well, you get the picture.

But the fact that they have all this stuff is not the main thing. The main thing is that with Amazon Prime you get 2nd Day shipping FREE on all items shipped by Amazon. And it you want it tomorrow, it’s just $3.99.

I just checked my Amazon account, and so far this year we have purchased 66 items from them. At only $2.00 each shipping charge, that would be over $130 for the year. And it’s pretty much impossible to get anything shipped for $2.

But, for us, it’s not only the free two day shipping, but it’s the fact that it IS only two days. Only occasionally are we in a place long enough to receive something shipped in “3 – 5 business days” like normal shipping. And when we need something fast, there’s the overnight shipping for $3.99.

An example of how this can be useful is a story I read about a guy who lived near the coast of North Carolina during the recent hurricane. A few days before the storm was supposed to hit, he decided to buy a 4000 watt generator, and he also wanted some extra ‘D’ batteries.

But when he went shopping, he found every local store sold out of both. Then he thought about his Amazon Prime. He went online, found the generator he wanted, added in a case of ‘D’ batteries, and placed his order about 4pm that afternoon, selecting Next Day delivery for $3.99 for each item.

At 10 am the next morning, the FEDEX truck pulls up and unloads his generator and his batteries. He said he just wished Amazon sold gasoline too.

Lastly, Amazon recently added over 10,000 movies and TV shows that you can stream to your computer for free with Amazon Prime.

Check it out.


October 18, 2012

Boxes and BBQ . . .

Today was another nice, quiet day. You can never have too many.

The park maintenance guy came back to tell us the water was back on for a while so we could top off our tanks if we needed to. He said the backhoe man was coming this afternoon but didn’t know when it would be fixed.

We’ve all been using our onboard water supply since day before yesterday, but we still had over a half a tank left after one wash load and 4 showers, but topped off anyway.

I forgot to mention the other day that Janis Thomas came by Tuesday night to drop off some delicious candy before they headed Wednesday morning for North Carolina.

Thanks, Janis. You too, Lenny.

A little later I talked to Galveston Bay RV Park to confirm that we would be arriving there one month from today, and to be sure they would have a space for us for the winter.

Next I spent some time cleaning up after Mister’s latest box devouring episode.

Mister in Box 3

I’ve mentioned before that Mister loves cardboard boxes. He likes to cram into them  and then he starts eating them. Well, not really eating them, he just tears off chunks and then spits them out. Over a period of a week or so, he’ll eat a box down to the ground.

And of course that leaves little pieces of cardboard everywhere. So after throwing out the remains of the box, I swept and vacuumed up all the bits and pieces too.

Mister will just have to wait for the next Amazon order to come in.

A little later we headed up the road to Willey’s BBQ to have dinner. It turned out to be pretty good, except their version of ‘hot’ BBQ would get them laughed out of Texas.

Willey's BBQ

Leaving Willey’s we drove about 10 miles north to the closest Wal-Mart up in King George. Everyone needs a Wal-Mart fix now and then.

The park guy stopped by again before we left and said the water was back on, so hopefully that’s fixed.

Tomorrow we’re going to head south about 60 miles to check Urbanna, Gloucester, and the Chesapeake Bay Thousand Trails.

Hopefully the 40% chance of rain will hold off. We’ll see.

On A Gate In North Zulch, TX


October 18, 2014

“You Fall Good”

Well, our vehicle count dropped again, down to 183 from yesterday’s 202. That’s always nice. The new workover rig came in this morning, but except for the rig itself, which is all on one big truck, we didn’t get a lot of traffic from it, just a few extra workers.

Early on, before our two fracks started up, someone had mentioned that there could be a problem fracking too close to a current drilling operation. At the time we thought that might delay the fracks until the drill rig in front of us finished up and shut down.

But then then both fracks began and we didn’t think anymore about it. But today someone said that they alternate. When the fracks start actually fracking, the drill rig shuts down for that period. Which explains the long periods of inaction I see regularly across the street. You learn something new, and all that.

“You fall good” is what Jan said when I did a face plant in the gravel this morning. When I get up in the morning, normally around 11:15 to 11:30, I fix coffee and bring it out to Jan. I’m usually just wearing shorts, a T-Shirt, and Crocs. We sit out for a while and talk, and if anything comes in the gate I get up and log them in so Jan can take a little break.

Well, this time when I got up I didn’t realize that Mister, who came out when I did, had gotten his leash wrapped around my feet. So when I got up I took about three steps, and SPLAT!

Now it’s been about 50 years, but between judo-jujitsu and learning to jump out of perfectly good airplanes, I guess my body hasn’t forgotten how to hit and roll. So the only damage was a small abrasion on my left knee as I rolled off to the left.

The last time this happened was a couple of years ago when we were in Lake Tahoe. We had stopped at one of the scenic pullouts along the lake, and as we were walking back to the truck, I was fooling with my camera, and stepped off a high curb that I swear wasn’t there before.

Without thinking about it, I pulled the camera against my body, and was apparently already rolling when I hit the pavement. Before I knew it, I had rolled over completely and come up standing on the other side. What’s really strange is that I don’t even remember hitting the ground. But I was stiff and sore the next day, believe me.

Today was a two-fer, or maybe a three-fer, with Ama’s frack food delivery. They actually deliver food twice a day to the frack site. Once around noon, and then again in the evening. This way both shifts get to eat. Normally when they drop off food for us, it’s from the noontime run. But today we got food dropped off both times.

Jan says we’ve got to eat faster because we’re running out of room in the refrigerator. And in trying to do that, we didn’t split tonight’s meal. We each had our own, and boy, was it good.

It was a grilled chicken breast, stuffed with cream cheese and HOT jalapenos, and wrapped in bacon, along with steamed broccoli, cauliflower, and carrots, and mashed potatoes. And not to forget, banana pudding for dessert.

Man, I was really stuffed when I waddled off the bed a little later. And I still am. I guess we shouldn’t try to eat like oil rig workers.

Lowell sent over this photo of Landon’s Halloween costume.

Landon the Astronaut

Note the thick rubber collar around his neck. It’s to hold his space helmet.

NEAT!

On A Gate Near Carthage, TX


October 18, 2015

When the Rig’s Away . . .

The Gate Guards Play.

Again, another day of resting up and goofing off. But on the other hand, it seems like we should be gate guarding, or something.

Pretty much the only vehicles coming through are the guys running the pumps at the frack pond that are now supplying water to the new frack site, and we don’t log them anyway.

I did get a few things done around the rig that I’ve been putting off, and tomorrow I’m probably going to bite the bullet and tear my laptop apart to replace the power jack, but we’ll see.

When I walked around to the backside of the rig the other day, I saw these on the ground.

Immortal Fries

These are some leftover Whataburger fries that just won’t die. They’ve been out here since the very first time I brought Whataburger back to the rig. We both got Combos and couldn’t eat all the fries. So we tossed them out for the birds. So far there are no birds, and that was five weeks ago.

What are these really made of?

I’m mean, the birds won’t eat’em. The ants won’t eat’em.  What will?

We had the herd of cows around the rig again today.

More Cows

They just walk by and stare at us, and then move on. At least they’re not doing like last year when they kept tripping over the satellite wires and yanking the dish off the stand.

CowSat

For the last week or so, I’ve had a pesky piece of malware in my desktop computer called ‘cnfg.toolbarservices’ lurking around in my machine. It kept popping up as being blocked from accessing the Internet by Malwarebytes, but nothing I tried could find it and kill it.

But some Googling told me about SpyHunter, a Spyware Detection and Removal Tool from Enigma Software. Since it was free to download, I thought I’d give it a try.

Spyhunter

And it not only found ‘cnfg.toolbarservices’, but a lot of other things that Malwarebytes had been also blocking. But neither Malwarebytes, SuperAntiSpyware, or Spybot – Search and Destroy would actually find them.

But the hook here is that the free download only detects bad stuff, but it won’t remove it until you buy an Activation Key. $39.95 gets you a six-month license, including personalized help from them if you come across something really difficult to eradicate. You just email them a copy of the Support Log that the program generates and they will send you back a customized solution to your program.

I normally don’t care for the ‘license’ type software, but since nothing else had even found the problem, much less eliminated it, I decided to spring for the Key. And 5 minutes later, I had the Key, the malware program (and the rest) had been killed off, and my computer was rebooting.

I’ll wait a few days to see if the fix holds before I give my final stamp of approval. I’ll let you know. But it can’t hurt to download the program and see what it finds.

For our second night of freedom, we headed out for dinner once again about  4:45. Although last night we just pulled the gate closed since we hadn’t let the water guys from the frack up the road know we would be locking up. But the Company Man had given us a key and told us to lock the gate when we left, so tonight we did.

I’ve seen a number of these multi-lock gates, but this is the first one like this.

Gate Locks

Usually they use kind of a barrel mechanism, but they all do the same thing; let several people open a gate with their own key.

Our dinner selection for tonight was The Jalapeno Tree, a Mexican place we last ate at the first week of September when we had a couple of nights off between the frack prep work finishing up, and the frack crew and equipment actually moving in.

Jalapeno Tree

Tonight we started things off with a White Sangria, made with Moscato wine and three or four fruit juices.

Jalapeno Tree Sangria

I think the last time we had an alcoholic drink was this past April in Las Vegas at the Lindo Michoacán Mexican restaurant down in Henderson. Twice in one year. I think we’re on a binge.

Jan had the Chili Rellenos, the same as last time.

Jalapeno Tree Chili Relleno

A lot of places only have them with cheese, but here they also have them with beef, which is Jan’s favorite.

Last time I had a Combo Platter, but this time I went with the El Diablo Jack Combo Fajitas.

Jalapeno Tree Fajitas

It’s Beef and Chicken, with crispy bacon pieces, sautéed mushrooms, and covered in Monterey Jack Cheese. Beef, Chicken, and Pork on the same plate. You can’t go wrong.

And I didn’t.

They were really good. And we both had plenty to bring home.


October 18, 2016

Gateward Bound . . .

This morning started out slow, but got busy fast.

After nothing from anybody SiteWatch-wise, I put in another call to Todd about 12:30, and ten minutes later he called back. We talked for about 20 minutes going over what the job entailed and what we could expect.

We will need FRC’s, hardhats, glasses, and steel-toed shoes. So we’ll need hardhats and Jan needs steel-toed shoes. I’ll probably just order her a pair of these Skechers from Amazon.

Skechers for Jan

Hard to believe they’re steel-toed.

We’ll be working opposite 12 hour shifts at a guard shack in the Kenedy / Karnes City area, probably following a Marathon Completion crew.

The only think out of the ordinary, at least for us, is that we have to get a DBA (Doing Business As) license (cost $11 at the courthouse) and then open a business account at a bank. We will be paid as contractors on a 1099, but for some reason they will only pay into a business account.. Strange.

Todd also said our expired security licenses shouldn’t be a problem, and that we should just be able to renew them online. Then we’ll have to transfer them from GGS Services to SiteWatch.

So the gist of all this is that we’ll head out tomorrow morning about 11 for the 3+ hour trip down to Kenedy . Todd, and a couple of others on Facebook, recommended the Lone Star RV Park #2 so that’s where we’re heading.

I talked to Nancy, the owner, this afternoon and they have a short-term/long-term site available for us. Don’t know the price for sure, but I’ve heard $450-500 and that includes electric. They also have a completely free laundry, which is very unusual.

Lone Star Laundry

After we get the DBA/Bank Account stuff done, the next thing on the list is to attend the Marathon Orientation Course Friday afternoon at 1pm. So maybe we can be on a gate by Saturday, who knows.

About 1pm, to celebrate Jan and I drove in to have the lunch buffet at Schobel’s Restaurant. Coming home we stopped off at the park office to let them know that we’d be leaving tomorrow morning and to put our remaining money on account.

Later in the afternoon, I went online to see about our license renewals, but I quickly found a problem. You could renew an expired license, but not if it’s been expired for more than a year. Which let’s us out.

So we have to start over, but I’m not sure if that includes fingerprint cards or not. So I’ll find out tomorrow.


October 18, 2017

Now it’s Jan’s Turn . . .

Yesterday Jan started coming down with what I’ve got, just as I’m starting to get over it.

Some people are attributing this to the Harvey Hack, an upper respiratory infection seemingly caused by all the moldy debris laying around as the aftermath of Hurricane Harvey.

But my symptoms don’t quite fit. I started with a nagging cough that got worse and worse over a couple of days, finally getting so bad that my chest and diaphragm were so sore that it hurt to even stand. But that, along with a slight fever, is all I had. No sneezing, no congestion, just the cough.

But this morning I felt well enough to go back down to the Clear Lake area.

I spent most of the day catching up on making labels for a bunch of products using Avery Labels Design & Print program. If you don’t have a copy of this free program, you should.

It will do all this different types of these and more.

Avery D&P Uses

I had tried to call Jan several times during the day, but I guess her cell phone had run out of juice, because it keep telling me her phone was offline. So coming home, I took a chance that she might be hungry so I made a stop at the Willis Whataburger to pick up dinner.

She was asleep when I got here but with the smell of Whataburger, she rallied enough to eat and have some of the Coffee Milkshake I also brought home. Hopefully she’ll be better tomorrow.

The FBI just released their UCR 2016 report breaking down Murder by State, and by Weapon.

Turns out you’re almost 5 times more likely to be killed by a knife or other bladed weapon than a rifle of any type, including any type of ‘assault weapon’. And almost twice as likely to beaten to death with hands, feet, fists, etc. than killed with a rifle.

On the recent Las Vegas Shooting front, a number of ex-military riflemen and hunters have come forward to say that the fact that the shooter used a ‘bump stock’ to spray bullets around meant that a lot less people were killed than might have been.

Their claim is that if he had used a rifle with a good scope and took his time he could killed a lot more people one at a time during the 10 minutes he was firing. And probably attracted a lot less attention. The distance was only about 500 yards, a distance that hunters regularly take down deer in the hill country. In fact you can go online and find videos of guys shooting golf balls at 500 yards. So a person wouldn’t be a problem.


October 18, 2021

Upcoming . . .

Yesterday I mentioned the two Immersive Van Gogh exhibits over the next couple of months. But that’s not all on our upcoming plates.

The first part of November we’ve got the Nutcracker Market at the NRG Center.

Nutcracker Market 2

Think of every Christmas Market you’ve ever been to, and then triple it. Or more.

Nutcracker Market

And of course we’ve got our Branson trip coming up the first part of December. Really looking forward to that.

But now there’s something new on the horizon.

Ramses Exhibit 1

Ramses the Great and the Gold of the Pharaohs starts November 20th at the Houston Museum of Natural Science, the same location we saw the Pompeii exhibit a few months back.

Brandi’s checking to see if Landon and Sophie are interested before we book tickets.